Spring cleaning

Need help with your spring cleaning?

I've got just the thing!

Spring cleaning?
I call Merry Maids
they come out
and do topless lingerie
house cleaning.

gotta love it

tagnostic wrote:

I call Merry Maids

Shouldn't that be Made Marys?

Quote :

they come out
and do topless lingerie
house cleaning.

I got this mental image of a couple pair of double D's polishing furniture while reciting 'wax on, wax off'.

Sister Faith wrote:

tagnostic wrote:

I call Merry Maids

Shouldn't that be Made Marys?

Quote :

they come out
and do topless lingerie
house cleaning.

I got this mental image of a couple pair of double D's polishing furniture while reciting 'wax on, wax off'.

actually they have to listen to rockabilly while I watch....

it started 10 years ago when I was still a nanny/bodyguard and they were at the cabin in wyo and I was doing the homefront,
The Husband calls and says they're coming home in 3 days and have it right, The wife emailed me minutes later and says he's a little
agitated and make sure the house is correct, (i've got custody of 25 fish, 3 cats, an epileptic dog, the ferret in the backyard, 2) yellow corn snakes, and a red tailed boa), oh and i've been home alone for 5 weeks. i mailed her back, oh shit, what next? she told me about merry maids, and said put it on the cc..

Scotch, rockabilly and maids in lingerie,
yep, i've been a believer ever since...

I do love this planet

Shit, you guys have all the fun.
I'm still waiting for someone to start a Bottomless Butlers.
Why wait, I'll start my own. Looking for work?

lmao

lord_dj wrote:

lmao

Ok, you're hired! When can you start

hehehe
nobody wants to see
my bony ass
including me.

I'm thinking you could start
Sisters Studmuffin Maids.

Stud Muffins! MMmmm I hate cooking but I think I could get into baking.


The name's cool! Sister's S & M Works for me!

Sister Faith wrote:

Stud Muffins! MMmmm I hate cooking but I think I could get into baking.


The name's cool! Sister's S & M Works for me!

How about Sister's Bare Buns BBQ?
get them to cook too.

tagnostic wrote:

How about Sister's Bare Buns BBQ?

Sister's Bare Buns. Get 'em while they're hawt!

Sister Faith wrote:

tagnostic wrote:

How about Sister's Bare Buns BBQ?

Sister's Bare Buns. Get 'em while they're hawt!

roflshcuafl

tag's a cook
who's by the book
but are those
fried or bakin?

~ They may be fried while they're bakin',
No one cares as long as they're shakin'!

Sister Faith wrote:

lord_dj wrote:

lmao

Ok, you're hired! When can you start

Whenever you see this message

Qryos wrote:

~ They may be fried while they're bakin',
No one cares as long as they're shakin'!

roflshcuafl

shaken or stirred
martinis i've heard
can make Sister yours
for the takin.

jk sis

I have been cleaning my apartment very slowly!

@ Tag

Jkn'? Hell, I admitted as much in some thread or other, somewhere or other.

Martinis are devine

Panty Peelers are fine

But if you want to get to first base

Wave some chocolate in my face

tequila;
the ultimate
panty remover

'I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than to have to have a frontal lobotomy'

tagnostic wrote:

tequila;
the ultimate
panty remover

Ain't that the truth! I don't wear any when I break the bottle out, why bother?

~ Why wear panties
no matter how scanty
when tequila's unbottled
the girl is unthrottled!

Qryos wrote:

~ Why wear panties
no matter how scanty
when tequila's unbottled
the girl is unthrottled!

Lol! Are you related to Tag by any chance?

of fruits there are many
and nuts there will be
but only one poet
to each
family tree...

~ Tag's a philosopher-poet,
everyone here knows it!
I just play with words
& generally they're turds.
{See? Crap. My speciality }

Qryos wrote:

~ Tag's a philosopher-poet,
everyone here knows it!
I just play with words
& generally they're turds.
{See? Crap. My speciality }

I here ya!

~ Where that belly's goin'
no one here is knowin'!
But from the kitty smile showin',
it's somewhere that's been growin'!
To kersplat
See... crap!

{But it's goofy crap! }