Canada
No immigration problems here. We'll take anyone!
Even if you get yourself deported, we won't force you to leave.
We have high income taxes though.
I'm sure you could learn from our politicians how to scurry out from under
that rock.
The only disadvantage is the cold. I'll break out the 5lb eiderdowns and start the fire, shall I?
Hot toddies will be ready when you get here. Did I mention that we are good friends with Captain Morgan?