goofy philosophy

[center]everyone is born
with an empty bag of experience
and a full bag of luck
the trick is
to fill up your experience
before you run out of luck

I like it, I like it a lot.

I like it!

"Do you believe in the Hereafter?"
"why?"
"cuz if you aint here after
what I'm here after,
you'll be here after
I'm gone"

texas bar philosophy

there once was a busy west texas oil tycoon, who had two young sons, he was really busy with his business interests, and wanted to know how they were going to turn out in life.
so, one day while they were at school he called a local rancher and had him and his hands fill up both boys bedrooms with horse manure. when the boys came home he locked them both in their rooms and waited an hour. then he went up to check on them, in the first boy's room the kid was crying and wailing,,
"why are you crying?" he asked
"you lock me in a room full of horseshit, it stinks, and all my stuffs messed up, buwwaaaa"
so the father gave him $20 and told him he'd hire a maid service to clean it all up.
he went to the next room and heard whistling and laughing, he opened the door and the boy was shoveling horse manure out the window and having huge fun.
"I locked you in your room full of horseshit, why are you so happy?" the father asked
"Dad, with all this horse shit, there's got to be a pony around here somewhere, I'm just lookin for the pony!"

tag
lookin for the pony

~ Dandylions...
Well, they are determined! Sprouting-up where ever.
They're useful, the leaves are edible for humans in salads & tea. & they're pretty.
Why are they considered weeds?
Simply because they are where someone doesn't want them.
Well, sometimes things sprout & grow where others may consider an improper place.
& at times anyone can e a dandylion, bright as sunshine inapropriately,
& maybe even casting seeds of such with a simple breath...

Here's to hoping everyone being a dandylion!
Spread sunshine & unexpected joy like a weed...

dandelions
make excellent
wine also.

'the wild wood flower grew wild on the farm, we never knew what it was called, some said its a flower, and some said its a weed, I never gave it much thought"
jimi stafford

Dandelions should be the "Official Flower of Goofyism"

Originally said by Qryos:

Quote :

"Bright as sunshine, inappropriately"

Quote :

"Spread sunshine & unexpected joy, like a weed"

~ & the official fish may be the clown loach?
& the bird the mocking bird...
& {yes, I'm a pain in the ass} the official equine, the jackass

where would a hyena
fit in there?

and what's the official
beer? Duff's?